Please Silence Your Phone and Your Heresy Funny Christian T-Shirt, Reformed Theology Tee
Black Heather / XS
$27.50
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$27.50
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Consider this your pre-service announcement. "Please Silence Your Phone and Your Heresy" is a funny Christian t-shirt for the Reformed crowd who take Scripture seriously and themselves a good deal less so. It says what every quiet saint is thinking three minutes before the call to worship.
Perfect for the seminary student, the small-group friend who opens with "well, actually," the pastor with a dry sense of humor, or anyone who has ever side-eyed a bad take during Bible study. Wear it to church, to conference weekend, or to coffee hour where the real debates happen. It also makes a gift the theology nerd in your life will actually understand.
Faith is the point. The joke is on us.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Please Silence Your Phone and Your Heresy Funny Christian T-Shirt, Reformed Theology Tee
$27.50
Sale price
$27.50
Regular price
Perfect for the seminary student, the small-group friend who opens with "well, actually," the pastor with a dry sense of humor, or anyone who has ever side-eyed a bad take during Bible study. Wear it to church, to conference weekend, or to coffee hour where the real debates happen. It also makes a gift the theology nerd in your life will actually understand.
Faith is the point. The joke is on us.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!